ComedyClassicalUnder 1 min18–28For women

Gwendolen on the Name Ernest

Gwendolen Fairfax · The Importance of Being Earnest · Oscar Wilde
The Setup

In a fashionable London drawing-room, the supremely self-assured Gwendolen Fairfax has cornered the man she knows as Ernest Worthing, who is about to propose. Before he can, she explains that her love was a foregone conclusion—because of his name. She wants him to know she adores him, chiefly because he is called Ernest.

For me you have always had an irresistible fascination.

Even before I met you I was far from indifferent to you.

We live, as I hope you know, Mr. Worthing, in an age of ideals.

The fact is constantly mentioned in the more expensive monthly magazines, and has reached the provincial pulpits, I am told; and my ideal has always been to love some one of the name of Ernest.

There is something in that name that inspires absolute confidence.

The moment Algernon first mentioned to me that he had a friend called Ernest, I knew I was destined to love you.

It suits you perfectly.

It is a divine name.

It has a music of its own.

It produces vibrations.

How to Play It

Objective

Gwendolen is delivering a settled fact, not a feeling. She wants to inform Ernest that loving him was inevitable—her certainty is the joke.

Play it with total sincerity and impeccable poise. The absurdity ('my ideal has always been to love some one of the name of Ernest') only sparkles if she never winks at it.

Savour the built-up rhythm of the finish—'It is a divine name. It has a music of its own. It produces vibrations.' Three tidy declarations, each more ridiculous, each said as gospel.

Text: public domain. Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest (first performed 1895; first published 1899). English original. Project Gutenberg (ebook #844).

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